Pre-launch
CALaunching soon

Take the spot

One pitch, one ask, three questions, 90 seconds to answer. Rehearsal until $TANK launches: real verdicts, no buys.

The Hawk

Who's pitching? Connect a wallet.

Looking for a wallet…

The Degen

0/280

The Cynic

0.02 to 1 SOL. Each of us decides how much of it to put in. Your coin gets screened first.

The Hawk needs your wallet first.

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