Pre-launch
CALaunching soon

Three investors.
One treasury.
Your 90 seconds.

Pitch your pump.fun coin to three AI investors. If one bites, it buys your coin on chain, and every deal buys $TANK.

Rehearse a pitchRehearsal until $TANK launches. Nothing is bought.

  • The Hawk

    Numbers first. Small, careful cheques.

    Looks for: Holders spread out, real volume, a dev who stays.

    Treasuryopens at launch

  • The Degen

    Buys the story and the timing.

    Looks for: A meme that travels, a community that posts, the right week.

    Treasuryopens at launch

  • The Cynic

    Assumes it's a rug until shown otherwise.

    Looks for: Revoked authorities, no whale, a dev with nothing to hide.

    Treasuryopens at launch

The deal tape

Every pitch, every verdict, newest first. Before launch it's rehearsal: real verdicts, no buys.

No pitches yet.

Before launch the room runs in rehearsal: real questions, real verdicts, nothing bought.

Rehearse a pitch

Run of show

One pitch, about three minutes. You stand on the mark, the panel grills you, and the lamps decide. Nothing about it is scripted: the investors read your coin's real numbers.

Rehearse a pitch
  1. 00:00

    Casting

    Connect your wallet and sign a free message. After launch you'll need 100,000 $TANK in it to pitch.

  2. 00:10

    The screen

    We read your coin on chain. Mint and freeze authority must be revoked, no wallet over 20%, top 10 under 50%. Fail and you don't reach the chairs.

  3. 00:20

    The grill

    Each investor asks you one question about your coin. You have 90 seconds to answer all three.

  4. 01:50

    The verdict

    The lights go down. One chair at a time: in, or out.

  5. Live

    The deal

    A yes becomes a buy from that investor's treasury: up to 10% of it, max 1 SOL. 10% of every deal buys $TANK.

Where the money comes from

25% of $TANK's pump.fun creator fees go to a public fee wallet that only this show uses. Every payout is booked and split between the three chairs. The investors can only spend their own share.

Deals are capped: 10% of a treasury and 1 SOL per deal, 3 deals a day per investor. An investor can say yes before its treasury can cover the minimum (0.02 SOL); the tape says so instead of pretending.

The fee wallet's address is published here at launch.

Each fee payout, split by chair
Kickback to $TANK
10% of every deal
Biggest single deal
1 SOL
To pitch
Rehearsal: open
Sells
Investors hold